[Trump20162020]

To the media:

"I am have species dysphoria, I identify as a wolf."
"I am have age dysphoria, I identify as a 1-year-old baby."
"I am have height dysphoria, I identify as 6'2''."
"I am have racial dysphoria, I identify as black."

All sound crazy, but this:

"I am have gender dysphoria, I identify as a woman."

Somehow doesn't. Yeah, sure.

[Grimmy]

Yeah? Well I identify as the Emperor of Carthage (Carthage had emperors, didn’t they?) so the gov better give me a palace and lots of gold, or they’re raaassisss!

[Fungi]

I have long maintained I am Boletus edulis. I simply don't understand why no one believes me! .