Posted on 04/06/2017 4:57:42 PM PDT by confederatecarpetbag
Keep cutting the cheese, America.
A British line of fart-filtering underwear is doing big business, and it has the United States to thank for it.
(Excerpt) Read more at huffingtonpost.com ...
What is next. Underwear made by Midas? The Silencer by Midas, available at Macy’s
There is an actual reason why flatulence comes with a horrible odor.
Some type of replaceable carbon filter?
I doubt if it works. FAarting in the bathtub makes them smell worse.
This is discrimination against the deaf.
I doubt if it works. Farting in the bathtub makes them smell worse.
Whoops read underwear as underwater.
I’ve had co-workers who richly deserved a strategic crop dusting with the consequences of that food truck burrito I had for lunch.
This sort of thing went on the market in Japan maybe 10 years ago- activated charcoal lined undershorts. I remember charcoal cushions marketed here since then touted to after gametailgate partiers.
Had a roomie in the seventies, that when I complained about his stench would reply “that’s why they call it $h!t”
The real reason that they smell so awfully rotten is...
So that the hard of hearing can appreciate them, too.
Should have been posted in Breaking (wind) News.
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