I’m surprised Airplane didn’t have more listed.
It’s a movie full of them.
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Striped controller: Bad news. The fog’s getting thicker.
Johnny: [jumps to an overweight controller] And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I’ve never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Shirley: I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don’t call me Shirley.
Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can we land?
Capt. Oveur: I can’t tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I’m a doctor.
Let’s not forget, “I speak jive.”