[Mr. Douglas]

I heard Trump was having an affair with a Martian lady and his wife sleeps with a couple of guys from Jupiter. At least, that is what un-named sources tell me.

I hear the Martian is pretty hot - for a big lobster - but she is a good listener.

[avenir]

Bwahahahahaha!!!

[Bratch]

I heard Trump was having an affair with a Martian lady...

Actually, it's Orion.

And there are THREE of them.