José, the Illegal Muppet
Janus, the Transexual Muppet
Mohammed, the Jihadi Muppet
Snowflake, the Safe Space Muppet
Hillary, the Parkinson’s Muppet
Elizabeth, the American Indian Muppet
Bernie, the Phony Socialist Muppet
Nancy, the Bug Eyed Muppet
Chuckle, the Self Hating Jew Muppet
Donald, the Winning Muppet
LOL! (I would say, don’t give them any ideas, but they have em already!)