[LouieFisk]

Cops, donuts, shootout - full story and news video at link.

[Frank_2001]

He obviously took his doughnuts VERY seriously!!! ;)

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Shooter identified as an animated, yellowish boorish character on a long-running FOX sit-com credited with the catch-phrase “D’oh!”

[SIDENET]

“Florida Man”

[dsc]

““He went off today over doughnuts, something as silly and stupid as doughnuts,” Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said, the Tampa Bay Times reported.”

Yah, right, sex-offender boyfriend of mom in house had nothing to do with this.

It was all about doughnuts.

Dumbass.

[fruser1]

No blood for donuts!

[Ladysforest]

If it was over hot Krispy Kremes, I understand completely.

[doug from upland]

I thought this would have been a Rosie O’Donnell thread

[BlueDragon]

A SWAT team and a negotiator were called to the scene to talk to Falsey, who then surrendered

After he ate all the donuts?

"you're not getting my donuts, you dirty coppers!"

"so you like donuts with holes? oh yeah? [blam-blam-blam] take thESE!"

"Crime scene evidence gone missing. No one can say why"

[MrEdd]

Why do we have so many unmitigated idiots in law enforcement?

A Muslim starts shouting “allah akbar!” and shooting or stabbing infidels, but today’s police can’t conceive of any motive.

A mentally challenged man kills a sexual predator whom his mother has brought into the home...so clearly the motive was “donuts.”

Sure it was.

[House Atreides]

Let Go My Eggo!

[Larry Lucido]

“I was Falsey accused, your honor!”

[Trillian]

We need a food violence ping list.

[Cowboy Bob]

doughnuts vs. donuts?

[Moonman62]

A lot of assaults and crazy stories out of Florida involve food.