[NorthMountain]

That's apparently the "under-age" age chosen by that legislature. As such, it's arbitrary.

Personally, I'm in favor of grabbing a Louisville Slugger and going all "Bear Jew" on the freak.

[bar sin·is·ter]

I'm in favor of grabbing a Louisville Slugger and going all "Bear Jew" on the freak.

Now we're talkin'...