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To: heterosupremacist

I had an epic nap yesterday. My wife commented on how impressed she was. At precisely 3:30pm, I stopped snoring, reached for the remote, turned it on and opened my eyes, just in time for the opening ceremonies of the N+ASCAR race.

She was just getting ready to wake me up for it.

That’s how professional nappers do it.


12 posted on 03/13/2017 2:42:22 PM PDT by cyclotic
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To: cyclotic

Golly gee willikers...I sure want to be like you when I grow up.


13 posted on 03/13/2017 2:52:24 PM PDT by newfreep ("If Lyin' Ted was an American citizen, he would be a traitor.")
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To: cyclotic
# 12 That’s how professional nappers do it. You are my hero! I am NOT a professional, since I have never been paid for my skill; and I DO admire your excellence/commitment ~ we should one day compete in a Nap-a-catholon... :^) YOU LOSE!
14 posted on 03/13/2017 2:54:37 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
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