PC News Channel 1:
Today, a gender-neutral, non-binary person who identifies as a maternal unit of non-color-coded origin and their trans-gender, trinary minor familialy associated non-age-specific person, were provided to opportunity to donate their ill-gotten capitalistic, imperialistic lucre to another non-binary, age-independent though farther along the time continuum person of no specific ethnic or racial background.
Then she drove off like a bat out of hell in a jeep, that was black, and had wings.
“Today, a gender-neutral, non-binary person who identifies as a maternal unit of non-color-coded origin and their trans-gender, trinary minor familialy associated non-age-specific person, were provided to opportunity to donate their ill-gotten capitalistic, imperialistic lucre to another non-binary, age-independent though farther along the time continuum person of no specific ethnic or racial background.”