It was terrible today. I was sitting on the couch passing gas, using the back scratcher on my back as usual while watching the Met/Red Sox game and I snapped my fingers which is the command for my wife to get me a beer and SHE WASN’T IN THE KITCHEN!!! She was out at this stupid protest! I, ME, I had to get up off my couch and get myself a beer, can you believe it? What is the world coming to? If she thinks I’m giving her $5 bucks for a new dress this year she is outta her mind.
When is a Day Without Men?