Catching spiders instructions here...
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly;
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she’ll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider;
That wriggled and wiggled and tickled inside her!
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she’ll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she’ll die!
I know, I’d be tempted to take LSD too, if a spider had given birth in my stomach!!
“Come into my parlar said the tripped out spider to the paisley colored flies”
I guess he had to call the police, because ACA won’t cover this.
The magic rainbow spider can lay an infinite amount of eggs. They radiate out in peace and harmony in all directions from her like a beautiful starburst. As they hatch, each baby spider shows a unique world filled with loving beings inside it. To be gifted this amazing hatching of worlds upon worlds in one’s own body is like being bathed in milk and honey for eternity. Best to curl up into a fetal position and smile for 14 hours, then eat a big bowl of Rice Krispies.
"...maybe he'll drag you're brain out you're azz"
Idiot..doesnt he know spiders lay eggs and don’t give live birth.I say Fake News!!
“OK, so tell me about this dream.”
“Well, Doc, I dreamed that I ate a pregnant spider and it gave birth in my stomach. What do you think it means?”
“I think it means you are one crazy piece of shirt. Get out of my office before I call the nuthouse and have you hauled off! Spiders in his stomach....Ha! Everyone knows they climb into your brain and lay eggs there. Can someone please make that bell stop ringing?”