“He can be heard calling local authorities sounding extremely calm”
I was pretty calm after that kid took the nose off my car back January 2010.
I was told by the 911 dispatcher that I was too calm.
I said, “Ma’am, how could I help you help me if I lost it? I mean, I can freak out if you want.”
I admit, it was cruel to make her laugh.
But I figured I’d just delay response if I lost it.
I’m going to quote Hank Hill “that boy ain’t right”
You are epic.