Reminds me of the joke:
Aging Don dying tells his son he will leave him his chrome plated 38 which has gotten him out of a lot of jams.
Son says, no thanks pop, I want your Rolex.
Don says, son, I really think the 38 is what you should have to remember me and like I said, it has saved my life.
Son says, no, I am not following in your footsteps, I want the Rolex.
Don says, well, some day you are going to come home and you may find your wife in bed with someone else. What are you going to do, check the rolex and say your time is up!! Take the 38.
Hahaha :)