Two engineers???
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A
woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said one, “but we
don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid
the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocketbook, took a measurement, and announced, “Twenty one feet, six
inches,” and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, “A lot of good that does us. We ask
for the height and she gives us the length!”
Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently
serving in the United States Congress.
Subject: Fwd: HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.
There’s a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!”
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