[Mr Ramsbotham]

A very old woman was getting weary of life, and wanted to end it all. The only problem was, she wasn't quite sure how to go about it. After telling her problem to a friend, the friend asked her if she had a gun. "Yes," she replied, "I have a .38 pistol."

"Alright," said the friend, "here's what you do. Go home, hold the barrel three inches below your left breast, and pull the trigger."

So she went home, got her pistol, and blew her kneecap off.

[homegroan]

Oh my— this thread is the best! I so needed a smile and to LMAO even though I’m all by myself- except for my dog- funniest clean jokes I’ve heard in a while!