OK I get it.
I’m going to do my own back surgery this afternoon.
Because of ACA I can’t afford the deductable for an MRI so I’ll just take my best shot.
(this is only half BS)
If you're White, all you have to do(in California) is lose your job, your savings, your home and then you can get mediCal and some of the best medical care from top surgeons in top hospitals and all at no cost to you(trust me I know). Oh if you're illegal? skip the first three qualifiers and just go straight to MediCal for free without ever having paid taxes like a American Citizen or Legal Resident.