Posted on 03/03/2017 6:46:07 AM PST by rey
A Georgia woman's hatred of meat consumption has landed her an orange jumpsuit and a stay behind bars.
Madison County cops say on Feb. 21, Judith Armstrong was travelling down Georgia Highway 72 in when she decided to slam into a chicken truck with her red sedan for the hell of it.
According to the Athens Banner-Herald, the truck driver slammed on the brakes after the sedan hit the side of the truck. Armstrong allegedly hit the side of the truck again, sending her vehicle in a tailspin.
As the truck driver pulled over and called 911, the sedan reportedly drove off, leaving a trail of car parts for cops, NBC 11 reported.
Police caught up to Armstrong at her home, where she admitted to the vehicular attack. A police report stated Armstrong drove off like a scared chicken because she feared what could happen to her license.
Cops say Armstrong did the deed because “she was a vegan and hit the truck due to it being a chicken truck.”
Armstrong refused to leave her home until police had an arrest warrant.
The animal-loving woman was arrested and charged with hit and run, aggressive driving, driving under the influence and obstruction.
I wonder if said red sedan was actually a red Prius, and if said vegan female was single, grey-haired, and wearing a mumu and Birkenstocks?
Maybe she’s vegan only when drunk? :)
You can’t win this chicken war by killing chickens.
Why did the vegan cross the road?
To hit the chicken truck on the other side.
Chickens have a short life anyway. They are meant to either produce eggs for food or be food themselves. They cannot survive in the wild “free as a bird” any longer than they can survive in the chicken coop laying eggs.
There is a colony of feral chickens in a semi-rural neighborhood a few miles west of me. Newcomers to the area complain about the crowing of the roosters. They've been around for years, probably a lot of generations.
I’ve had a few escapees from the chicken coop and they have hatched out several broods and lots of roosters. We catch the roosters up and sell them but even still we keep a couple of them for the yard bird breeding program...
“driving under the influence”!
There ya go,
Who’s of thunk it?
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