If a movie were ever made entitled “The Last Days of Betty White” Mark would be perfect for the role.
My dog told me if ML fell into a meat grinder and somehow was extruded in the shape of a fire hydrant and the extrusion somehow burst into flames he would not waste his bodily fluids putting out the fire. Said most of his dog buddies concurred, including a Dalmatian.
My Westie said if ML somehow morphed into a rabbit and it was hoppy-skipping across the yard with a squirrel on its back chattering cuss words, he wouldn’t chase it. His instincts are really good.
Classic