I. Do. Not. Care. What. Happened. At. The. Oscars.
Even if it was a total disaster. Well, maybe if the auditorium suffered a severe lightning strike during the presentations and was set ablaze, I would watch the rerun.
Again and again.
I was hoping for an earthquake, myself. (But a very localized one).
The only Oscars worth watching are
the fake ones at the end of Naked Gun 33 1/3.