This hate of cats make no sense to me. I love cat, depending on the sauce, of course.
You’re about as funny as Ex-Lax in a diarrhea ward, and less original than the joke I posted, which I first heard in kindergarten. Methinks you need some new material.
So American...In France if you ask for “sauce” with Cat...or “Le Cat”....the waiter will do that “poofda” thing with his eyes and hands...