Two jokes come to mind— “You can tell a Harvard man, but you can’t tell him much”
And Harvard vs. Yale at 1/2 time football game in the men’s room..... Yaley pi@@ing next to hahvahd dude who runs after him saying “Couldn’t help but notice you didn’t wash your hands after you urinate, at hahvahd they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate. Yaley says— “at Yale they teach us not to pi@@ on our hands”.
Nothing quite like the elite self-impressed superiority toots.
Ha! My former wife, an MIT grad, used to wear a shirt with the words “Better dead than crimson.”