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1 posted on 02/24/2017 11:00:35 AM PST by MNDude
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Grab her by it?


2 posted on 02/24/2017 11:01:16 AM PST by Jhadur ("You will fall on one another like wolves.")
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Eat your food. Smile if spoken to. Enjoy the rest of your day. You are not a fragile snowflake.


3 posted on 02/24/2017 11:02:07 AM PST by dangerdoc ((this space for rent))
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Say, “I tawt I taw a putty hat.”


4 posted on 02/24/2017 11:02:27 AM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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Prepare for Administrative Wrath?


5 posted on 02/24/2017 11:02:39 AM PST by InterceptPoint (Ted, you finally endorsed. About time.)
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In a Taco Bell, no less...:)


6 posted on 02/24/2017 11:02:43 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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Run over and take a picture of it while smiling and talking about how you and your friends will get a great laugh about it, and how you are surprised to actually “bag one in the wild”. Smile and laugh a lot. Take the pic and then go leave her alone.


9 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:04 AM PST by lafroste (Look at my profile page. Thanks.)
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Hiss !


10 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:12 AM PST by Mears
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Snatch it off her head and yell “GRABBED HER BY THE PU$$Y!”.

Pix or it didn’t happen.


11 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:14 AM PST by humblegunner
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Could be an opportunity. Is she good looking?


12 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:40 AM PST by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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Treat it a potential source of Worry Warts.


13 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:43 AM PST by Paladin2 (No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
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Eat your food, stand up, walk up to her, look at her, start laughing uncontrollably, and leave.


14 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:53 AM PST by Redleg Duke (He is leading us in Making America Great Again!)
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Stand and sing AMAZING GRACE as loud as you can.


15 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:55 AM PST by PGR88
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Get behind her and ask for a tuna taco.


16 posted on 02/24/2017 11:05:45 AM PST by bar sin·is·ter
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Ask her how wearing that hat dignifies womanhood.


20 posted on 02/24/2017 11:07:13 AM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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pick up your phone, hold it out in front of you, and run over to her.
Stop, look surprised and say:

Dang, Pokemon Go said you were a 50 point capture!


21 posted on 02/24/2017 11:07:17 AM PST by SparkyBass
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Tell her to please cover herself.


22 posted on 02/24/2017 11:07:36 AM PST by dforest
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I suggest the Naked Chicken Chalupa and a large diet soda.


25 posted on 02/24/2017 11:08:11 AM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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You’ve been triggered. Retreat to the nearest safe space serving alcohol.


26 posted on 02/24/2017 11:08:14 AM PST by Stentor (A day without illegals is like a day without food poisoning.--Salamander)
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Tell her you need her name so you can donate to Trump and Free Republic in her name.


27 posted on 02/24/2017 11:08:39 AM PST by Ingtar (.)
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“I came to Taco Bell in the hopes of seeing some poor woman in a Giant Vagina, but your pussy hat is a small consolation, rrroowwrr.”


28 posted on 02/24/2017 11:09:30 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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