Those are John Pinette quotes, he had an hilarious comedy routine about Chinese buffets. He passed away a few years ago, very funny man.
The amusement park one was very amusing, too, his large self shooting out of the water slide over Japanese tourists, “rook der go Fwee Wirry!”
I remember him well.
I love John Pinette's routines. The kids get a kick out of the buffet and "I don't do ups" routines.
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