Police: 90-year-old woman shoots husband in back

WALB News10 ^ | 2/20/2017 | Catherine Patterson

[simpson96]

She looks to be 6’ 4” - what’d she need a gun for??

[FlingWingFlyer]

Her husband probably voted for President Trump. The world has gone insane.

[Hieronymus]

I’m guessing that the numbers are inches, and that she is 5’4”

[grey_whiskers]

Any lawyers here to explain the difference between aggravated assault or assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder?

I mean, so many liberal tropes:

a) a gun

b) but a woman

c) but domestic

d) and they're both black: that*automatically* makes it Trump's fault, amirite?

[Regulator]

She’s been waiting 50 years to do that!

And he survived?!

Whatta pair...

[Smittie]

I believe it’s really 63 inches, though it’s an unusual height chart.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Must have caught him in bed with a 24 yr old pole dancer?

[poinq]

Those are inchest. She is 5’ 4”

[simpson96]

“I’m guessing that the numbers are inches, and that she is 5’4”

LOL, of course. Thx

[simpson96]

Great question. I think when you shoot someone in the back, that’s an attempt at murder, not an attempt to simply hurt them. But that’s just me.

[alternatives?]

How do you know he is black?

[Smittie]

Her 86 year old husband took a torso shot and is already released from the hospital? He must be able to put Chuck Norris to shame...

[simpson96]

I wouldn’t doubt if she figured she could avoid doing any time, by playing the 90-year-old card.

[trisham]

Correct.

[sleddogs]

I bet he left the toilet seat up.

[grey_whiskers]

Reasonable guess, given her age.

[RoosterRedux]

My mom taught me that it’s better to pick a fight with a wild cat than a Southern woman.

[RoosterRedux]

Look at the bright side. At least this is a marriage with a lot of passion.

[RegulatorCountry]

That just goes to show, no matter what, there’s always somebody, somewhere who’s sick of your $#!%.