“With an hour’s practice I could probably say the Lord’s Prayer better in Slovene than Melania Trump does it in English,” @adrianshort-manhood, aka putrid, meat-puppet, spawn of Satan, wrote.
@BottomlessHoleFallenAngel-een, aka demonette, tweeted: “I could recite the Our Father backwards, drugged with a gun to my head. If you need to read this prayer, you’re not Christian (re: Melania). I know this because, as a follower of Satan, I’m used to reciting Bible passages backwards, doing drugs, and contemplating suicide with a gun.”
“God Bless her, but listening to Melania do ‘The Lord’s Prayer’ sounds like someone getting cursed to become a ‘Dracula,’@carnythejoke, aka Wormwood, wrote.
“Melania starts the dictatorship rally with the Lord’s Prayer? NOT EVERY AMERICAN IS CHRISTIAN!!!! Country over party,” tweeted @JaimePrimeSmack, aka Dark & Lumpy Lord of Human Feces.
“…plus melania read the ‘our father’ like a whore in confession after a night of escorting,” @DumpedUrination, aka Hell’s Janitor, wrote in a tweet that has since been deleted.
Since we are dealing with the eternally juvenile.
My, these lefties are experts on everything, aren’t they?
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