[AC Beach Patrol]

Maybe he got arrested again for assaulting a woman?

[drewh]

[Blue Jays]

So that is how he otherwise appears under typical photo conditions?
Make-up technicians apparently apply it to him with trowels and putty knives.

[Hot Tabasco]

Looks like the mug shot of that Sham Wow guy..........(or whatever that product was he was selling)