Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, molten carbon, global warming.
Must be from those 97% scientists with their usual scientific accuracy...:^)
I count 22 occurrences of the word COULD on the web page.
The word WILL appears zero times.