Oh butt honey, who really wants to see the guy (or girl!) who can grow such a prodigious pouf of hair on their tail & mudflaps - be careful what you wish for!
LOL
[I know, I know...]
I know I didn’t want to see that man’s “tail and mud flaps” wagging in the breeze as he jogged that poor dog. I just felt he needed equal humiliation. It is 2017. Why is that disgusting poodle style still forced upon American dogs??