“There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don’t see any other way out. He’s got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.”
I thought that we had eliminated winter, with all this global warming we have.
Polls show a majority of Americans don’t agree with the groundhog’s prediction. Of course the same polls showed that when asked to identify a groundhog from a series of photographs, most Americans picked Amy Schumer.