"A lot of times I get accused of those things and it don't be true."
I just post this because that is an amazing quote. I'm going to use it for lots of things. That's right up there with another favorite quote of mine-- "It was that way when I got here." You'd be surprised how useful that is.
“The Weiner Defense”
Maybe he doesn’t know you’re supposed to wear boxers while doing that.
Think about it—these guys actually buy their pants 10 sizes too big on purpose.
While shopping in a mall recently, I noticed a shop selling thug clothing and bling. Operator was a white guy.
Curious, I wandered in and lurked, immediately noticing racks of humongous pants.
There were 3 dressing rooms in back, with guys in there, trying on pants.
To make sure they fit-—?
There is some kind of sociological statement here, but I’m not sure I want to know what it is.
Bailiff, whack his pee pee!