Not even remotely funny. If you want to act like an a_____e, please go somewhere else.
One unknown side effect of too much RF is a diminished sense of humor.....stay away from your microwave one year!
There have been documented cases of animal cruelty where people put small dogs or cats into microwaves. In some cases, it was a naive old lady who didn't realize the harm and was only trying to dry off her wet dog. In another case, it was a vicious black teenage girl who bragged about putting a tiny kitten into a microwave on purpose to kill it. The agony that these animals had to have gone through is no laughing matter at all. There is nothing wrong with my sense of humor, but there seems to be something wrong with your callousness.
The frequency of microwave ovens and Wifi are often the same. Only the energy density is different. So, it’s very similar.