A dear friend of mine. His father and mother were "Whoa" and "Darn" and his sister is "Whut".
Yes. I knew them when “Argh” was just a gleam in “Whoa’s”
eye, then later when “Darn” was expecting “Argh”, then
later when “Argh” was called “Gurgle” . . . . .
Later, “Ugh”, “Toot”, “Burp” & “Dernit” came along fast
and furious.
Did you hear about that guy who’s going to blow up Obama’s
Cursed Countdown Clock didn’t you? Or was it YOU who intends
to detonate that clock?