I logged in just to thank you for making me laugh so hard. That mental image is hilarious! Lol!
He should make that the price they pay if he ever lets them travel with him. After participating in 5 ‘Gauntlet Gut Punch’ events, give them a ticket for one ride.
After that, it’s a 1:1 pay-for-play basis only.
” You wanna travel with us? Meet you on the red carpet!”
Turn the press pool into Thunderdome.
50 reporters go in, one comes out...and gets to board the plane.