[beaversmom]

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all

[faithhopecharity]

HA!

WELL, IF Blackburn were in Californication, they’d hire a new welfare caseworker for each one
and
then a crew of additional government employees to throw tax money into it

[laplata]

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all

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Very clever! Good one.

[faithhopecharity]

never repairing it, of course,
just throwing tax money at it