Posted on 01/24/2017 11:30:07 AM PST by wildbill
It wasn't that long ago when Gwyneth Paltrow raved about the benefits of vaginal steaming, a non-scientifically proven process of sitting over a hot pot of water filled with herbs for up to 45 minutes to “cleanse your uterus” and “balance female hormone levels,” as the actress had put it.
Most recently, Paltrow's lifestyle website Goop, which promoted vaginal steaming, is at it again with another advice for women: putting a jade egg — yes, a solid object about the size of a golf ball — in your vagina, and keeping it there all day or while you're sleeping.
For $66 a piece, the jade eggs, once “the strictly guarded secret” of Chinese queens and concubines to please their emperors, would help boost your orgasm and “increase vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general,” reads the beginning of an article titled “Better Sex: Jade Eggs for Your Yoni.”
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Does it say if she does the vaginal steaming before or after sex?
Some guy might be hot to trot....only to hear her say....”wait, I’ve got to steam my vagina.”
Thank goodness my mother has passed on, would hate to have to explain this to her.
Well, you wouldn't want it to be wrinkled now, would you?
No taxes on jade eggs.
Yes, but remember, according to feminists the one thing that should NEVER go in “one of those” is a penis. So excluding the one thing that is supposed to go there i guess they gotta get inventive.
CC
Buck-meow!
Yeah, that’s true.
Hey, its Hollywood....gotta be picture perfect.
She might not get a part if her vagina is wrinkled.
Thank goodness that Trump won.
I once saw a stripper put a golf ball,....
Never mind.
LOL! Thanks, I needed that! :-)
what is it about these celebrity bints that think the world needs to know what they shove up their hoops
Perhaps we could sell the idea to professional baby mamas and many of the skanks with vagina heads- only they should use CEMENT. Permanently.
“Is Jade a porous rock?”
It depends on the kind of jade (we call different minerals by the name “jade”), and what has been done to it. Chinese manufacturers often bleach and dye jade, which makes it porous, but they may also coat it or inject it with polymers afterwards to seal it up.
Mother Nature did not intend for that to be placed there. She did intend for something else to be placed there.
“Chinese woman have done it for 2000 plus years.”
Chinese men have been ingesting animal and dinosaur bones for 2000 plus years to get erections too, but that doesn’t mean it makes any sense.
Totally agree, laughing myself right off the couch, thanks freepers!
Purity of essence
Peace on Earth
Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
I liked him better as Captain McCluskey. Less insane genocide .....more avarice related 1 on 1 violence.
General Ripper destroyed the world because he blamed fluoride for his low-T. But his teeth were pearly white.
Jade Egg? Well, that’s one less Chinese place I am eating at
Her crabs can get steamed while she's at it.
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