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Posted on 01/24/2017 11:30:07 AM PST by wildbill
It wasn't that long ago when Gwyneth Paltrow raved about the benefits of vaginal steaming, a non-scientifically proven process of sitting over a hot pot of water filled with herbs for up to 45 minutes to “cleanse your uterus” and “balance female hormone levels,” as the actress had put it.
Most recently, Paltrow's lifestyle website Goop, which promoted vaginal steaming, is at it again with another advice for women: putting a jade egg — yes, a solid object about the size of a golf ball — in your vagina, and keeping it there all day or while you're sleeping.
For $66 a piece, the jade eggs, once “the strictly guarded secret” of Chinese queens and concubines to please their emperors, would help boost your orgasm and “increase vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general,” reads the beginning of an article titled “Better Sex: Jade Eggs for Your Yoni.”
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...
I don’t see how this will improve her career. If people seeing her in a movie keep thinking of her personal hygiene, it will distract from the movie
121 posts on steaming vags and no Laz ping.
I thought laz’s wife reads his posts on FR :-)
She’s readying herself for a new career when her looks are gone and Hollywood stops calling. I went to her website Goop.com. She’s selling jade eggs and steamers and all sorts of clothes and New Age stuff.
Think about this. If she sells 1 million fans a jade egg at $55-$66 (Don’t ask about the price difference) then that’s $55,000,000. Wouldn’t be a bad deal for selling rocks.
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I couldn’t resist putting this quote from her Q&A on the site:
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How did you learn first about jade eggs?
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I learned about the jade egg through the yoga community that I was in, and I sort of went down the rabbit hole of researching the practice—there was not as much information about it then as there is now. But it made intuitive sense to me: The word for our womb, yoni, translates as “sacred place”, and it is a sacred place—it’s where many women access their intuition, their power, and their wisdom. It’s this inner sanctum that we can access when it’s not in use creating life. Sadly most people use it as a psychic trash bin, storing old or negative energy. I see it as a place to celebrate ourselves as sexual, powerful beings, or as mothers, not a place to carry negative or un-dealt-with emotions. I’ve always been into crystals, so learning about jade eggs (which are gems) has been a natural progression for me—this particular jade, nephrite jade, has incredible clearing, cleansing powers. It’s a dark, deep green and very heavy—it’s a great stone for taking away negativity.
(Personally I am totally in agreement that yonis should not be a place of emotional negativity or a “psychic trash bin”
your picture of a steam cleaning tool reminds me to ask, do all people understand the temperature of “live steam”?
I think what you’re looking for can be found in most sex shops in flesh colored rubber instead of jade. I have no idea if the mystical properties of real jade will be duplicated but the electrified yonis are highly recommended by their advocates to inspire spiritual oneness with the Universe and Gaia
Not to mention getting your Second Chakra “released” ...
Not too sure of what a Chakra is, but if it is what I think, at 76 it usually takes a day or so to get my Second one released.
I’m betting along with you, they haven’t got a clue.
My wife said that she knows some thing more suitable than Jade, but it involves my presence. I better go see what she wants....
You are onto something. Once the Chinese discovered dinosaur penis Tea and its enhancing properties, not a single Dino was left intact. And reproduction became too difficult.
I think Hillary’s was always streaming and that is why she wore the pee bag.
Please don’t get Gwenyth started on Cadbury Creme Eggs ...
Does she realize that the vagina is not the womb?? She did have 2 children. Put a jade egg into the womb and die of embolism instantly.
The thought of Gwyneth “steaming” her va-J-J is enough to make me puke.
About the nicest thing I can say about Gwyneth right now is that she is not a lunatic asylum escapee like Ashley Judd and she hasn’t threatened to blow up the White House. But knowing her politics, she probably agrees with her bat-sh*t crazy FemiNazi friends.
Hey Gwyneth: think about why you’re single, why your ex-husband couldn’t stand you, and why most of Hollywood can’t stand you. It’s your snooty, snarky, ridiculous personality—think about it. Also, it would help if you used deodorant. There is a lot of talk in Hollywood about how bad you smell (literally).
More like pearl or opal.
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