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THIS IS THE POLITICAL SATIRE THAT FINALLY STOPS TRUMP
McSweeney's ^ | January 23, 2017 | Jeff Loveness

Posted on 01/23/2017 8:23:39 PM PST by OddLane

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To: Daffynition

“Your comment made me wonder; what if we could time travel and put Twain and Trump in a room together; wonder what would happen? :)”

I could be very mutually benificial. Twain could have used a good financial advisor and he could have paid The Don back as a speach writer.


41 posted on 01/24/2017 7:16:28 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Fidel and Che are together again, and it ain't on a t-shirt.)
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To: CrazyIvan

You are right about Twain’s business failures; wonder which of the two had more?

To hear the sharp tongues would be worth the price a admission. :)


42 posted on 01/24/2017 7:19:45 AM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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To: Cronos

The insult is to Jabba the Hutt.


43 posted on 01/24/2017 7:43:07 AM PST by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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To: Daffynition

The other would light up a fat doobie.


44 posted on 01/24/2017 4:58:31 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: CrazyIvan

I’ll look in the WSJ, but there’s no telling with Twain quotes. He would have had to live to at least 150 to have written everything that’s attributed to him.


45 posted on 01/24/2017 5:01:56 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: HartleyMBaldwin
No. No. :)

The two would be Trump and Twain ... and I truly doubt President 45 would do such a thing.

Somehow, I can't imagine Trump playing snooker, sipping hot Scotch in Twain's billiard room, smoking a cigar


46 posted on 01/24/2017 5:13:49 PM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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You are right. I was thinking of the Kenyan — my mistake. President Trump (just love typing that) wouldn’t be smoking a cigar, or anything else.

Mea maxima culpa.


47 posted on 01/24/2017 6:01:44 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: HartleyMBaldwin
LOL...I'm going to save your post ... it's the first time I was *right* about anything on FR. A keeper.

Mark Twain's house *Nook Farm* in his beloved Hartford, is a wonderful restoration. It's fascinating to get a view into his life by a tour.

Twain has more than a few things in common with President Trump

That would make an interesting meet-up.

Nook Farm was the *Trump Tower* of its time [1874].


48 posted on 01/24/2017 7:45:42 PM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

“I’ll look in the WSJ, but there’s no telling with Twain quotes. He would have had to live to at least 150 to have written everything that’s attributed to him.”

An a lot of variants of the same quote. He did so much public speaking that they tended to evolve. I am working on a memorial plack to be hung in new animal shelter and am putting his “If you take in a starving dog.......” statement on it. So far I have found at least four versions.


49 posted on 01/25/2017 6:55:07 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Fidel and Che are together again, and it ain't on a t-shirt.)
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To: Daffynition

Well, it’s sure not the first time I was wrong about something on FR, I can tell you.

I’d like to see Nook Farm, but I probably won’t ever get to Connecticut. The years are closing in, and there’s a lot above that on the bucket list.


50 posted on 01/25/2017 6:04:50 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: CrazyIvan

Yeah, it’s tough sorting out the genuine quotes. Still no verifiable reference, so I’m going to put this one in the Internet BS pile. That’s nice about the animal shelter plaque, though.


51 posted on 01/25/2017 6:08:34 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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