[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I have one that a guaranteed winner;

“Star Wars: The Torture and Dismemberment of Jar Jar Binks.”

[dfwgator]

“Star Wars: The Torture and Dismemberment of Jar Jar Binks.” I prefer the radio play version......

Part I : The beginning.....

"Are you Jar Jar Binks?"

"Yes".

*PUNCH* OW! *WHIP* AAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *SOUND OF CHAINSAW* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!