[miss marmelstein]

You know, in the old days (my childhood) it was said that a little colored man in Harlem wrote all of Irving Berlin’s songs. I now suspect, given this story, that Churchill’s WW2 speeches, were written by a Wimpy’s Bar hostess.

[Tucker39]

I think a dishwasher at an Arthur Treacher Fish & Chips wrote the one containing....”we shall nevah, nevah, nevah give up!”