right. we need a federal law making it a criminal offense to wear the wrong kind of clothes. we’ll have to shred the constitution into a file of confetti first, but let’s circle back to that — and the fact that the founders are literally whirring in their graves — later.
so, what happens when they outlaw whatever it is you’re wearing right now? don’t discount the possibility. I didn’t think we would ever make such hysterically bad electoral decisions that would get our healthcare hijacked, but it happened.
would you be in favor of a three strikes provision in your federal clothing law? on the third offense, you are executed?
I don’t think the founding fathers were dressed like mermaids. They wore tights, but it was OK for dudes to do that back then. These days, they shouldn’t because that is weird. Six months should do the trick. Nothing serious.
Once they make the law, I will review the law and dress accordingly. I have nothing to hide.