[Ciaphas Cain]

Who the heck is Justin Amash?

I think he used to sit by the window in Miss Hornswaggle's class.

[COBOL2Java]

I think he used to sit by the window in Miss Hornswaggle's class.

As a child, Amash often suffered the indignities of an atomic wedgie...

...which no doubt led to his later attraction to the Jeb Bush "Please clap" wing of the GOP