7 DAYS!!!!!! (ONLY A WEEK LEFT!)

1/13/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

[HypatiaTaught]

Eight long years coming to a close next week.

Can you imagine the horror if that witch successfully stole the election?

I would never take my life, but I honestly would not have much of desire to live under another eight years of hell.

[Phil DiBasquette]

Russia-baiting, conflating, BLM-supporting,

[RipSawyer]

I’m fairly certain that, had it happened, it would have made the last eight years seem rather benign by comparison. Every day now I try to get in a chorus or two of, “Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead.”

[Pollster1]

Your sentence contains a Homophone.

It may, but I would never phone that homo. I hope to forget him in seven days and six hours - as he heads from our White House to the dustbin of history.

[rhoda_penmark]

I’m pretty sure that Laz never sleeps. :-)

[NonValueAdded]

How much more damage will he do?

[Lazamataz]

Actually I do, but I get in very early.

"Early to bed, and early to rise...."

Basically, I'm like Ben Franklin, minus the baldness and the big belly.

[workerbee]

[USS Alaska]

mooselimb prick

[trebb]

Gonna be glued to the TV to watch it all next Friday - will also send Trump an inauguration donation.

[MomwithHope]

What a countdown! Our long-suffering country will have a welcome change. Buckle your seat belts. And invest in defense stocks.

[Bogie]

Still some clouds though.

http://www.unz.com/forum/the-deep-state-goes-to-war-with-president-elect-using-unverified-claims-as-democrats-cheer/

[Tax-chick]

I object to the unfair depiction of reptiles.

In other animal kingdom news, my cat is feeling better, although still limping slightly. She’s angry because I won’t let her out this morning.

[mewzilla]

Not gonna miss Obama, but I AM gonna miss this thread, Laz. It’s an incredible morale booster.

[Old Yeller]

He can do a lot of damage in a week. I bet Hillary is sweating waiting for that blanket pardon.

[texas_mrs]

Oh, the WINNING!

[Ciaphas Cain]

My family’s farm used to have a cow that looked like that.

[Lazamataz]

Nuclear wars take minutes.

[Larry Lucido]

JERRY: Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you’re doing that child quite a service.

GEORGE: (adamant) Yes I am. I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven.

[Larry Lucido]

I tried to think of a refreshing lemon-lime drink that would reflect the spirit of the day. So, here is one for the "teem"!.