Elderly couple sitting in rocking chairs on their porch, pleasant day.
The woman hauls back and smacks the old man really hard.
He rubs his face. “What in the world was that for?”
She looks at him matter-of-factly and says “That’s for having such a small penis all these years.” She starts rocking again.
The old man sets himself straight again, rocks back and forth for awhile, then after being lost in thought for a few minutes, smacks the old woman completely out of her chair.
She asks “What was THAT for?”
He replies, “FOR KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE!”
LOL! I’m thinking some of our ‘old f*rt’ jokes may get pulled!!!!!