To: nickcarraway
The neighbor’s chickens were so smart that when the raccoons came, they all lined up and stuck their heads through the chicken wire. The raccoons pulled off their heads. Every single chicken. Did they hide in the coop? No. Did they run to the other side of the yard? No. They stuck their heads through the fence so the raccoons could pull them off.
Brilliant.
To: Born to Conserve
33 posted on
01/06/2017 8:02:08 PM PST by
Rannug
("all enemies, foreign and : domestic")
To: Born to Conserve
43 posted on
01/06/2017 9:27:09 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
To: Born to Conserve; nickcarraway
My wife and I have chickens and we love the fresh eggs. They also help compost the yard with their poop. However, I've concluded that our chickens must have consumed large amounts of lead-based paint when they were still chicks at their hatchery. We have “special needs” chickens who are hopelessly dumb as rocks.
55 posted on
01/06/2017 10:45:05 PM PST by
Towed_Jumper
(I'm not homophobic --I'm homonauseated.)
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