Lol.
That was hilarious!
Now, I know squirrels are rodents. I know they can be destructive. I know they can be a pain in the butt.
But I just cannot help but admire them. There is something about them, they have...personality. They are adventurous. They have flair.
They can’t cross a road if their lives depended on it, but they are all those things.
I have always thought that when God made squirrels, he assigned the programming of the road-crossing function to a somewhat fallen angel. I think God wanted to give that angel a chance to do something right, but...it just didn’t work out.
What I found really funny was, of all the things it could steal, it knew exactly where the thing with the nuts was, and before it screwed out the door, it paused and repositioned it so it wouldn’t get knocked out of his mouth easily.