Posted on 12/30/2016 9:28:18 AM PST by Ben Mugged
Democrats: The Russians hacked our elections.
Republicans: You mean they exposed your corruption.
Democrats: We're not corrupt. There's nothing in the hacks that's illegal.
Republicans: So how did the hacks change the election then?
Democrats: Because Hillary would have won if the people were kept in the dark.
Republicans: That doesn't make any sense.
Green Party: That's why we need a recount. The Russians hacked our election.
Republicans: So you mean the Russians hacked our voting machines and changed the outcome?
Democrats: Yes
US Intelligence: No they didn't
Democrats: Ok so it was the email hacks that changed the election and it was the Russians who did it.
Wikileaks: No it wasn't.
Democrats: The intelligence community says they have proof.
US Intelligence: No we don't.
Democrats: You said you did.
US Intelligence: No we said we were confident based on past Russian behavior. There is no actual proof that the Russian government ordered any hacks.
Democrats: Well we're going to blame them anyway and before we leave the White House we're going to place sanctions on the Russians. This way Trump is forced to continue our policy on Russia because if he lifts the sanctions it will make him look like he's colluding with them. This will poison the well on Trumps foreign policy on a wide range of issues from Syria to European natural gas negotiations. Because screw America. Screw the Middle East. Screw Europe. Screw Russia. It's all about the Democratic Party.
Call CNN and let them know how to spin this.
Republicans: If you’re so confident our election was tampered with, maybe we should implement voter ID or go through the registrations and voting records to ensure they were all legit (past and future).
Democrats: No. That would be racist.
ROFLMAO! Thanks.
Obama, Hillary, McCain and the Democrats, and the mainstream media claim hacking. I always believe the opposite of what all of them tell me.
This has never failed me.
The discussions on this are accepting the premise the Russians hacked the election. Read the white paper that was presented as proof...you or I could have written it and it contained NO facts.
If we accept the premise that the Russians hacked the DNC, then the next thing will be the Russians are the reason for the Trump victory, that's coming next. Kill the premise now or you will hear this for 8 years!
Trump: I frankly don’t have time for this.
What I posted was a JOKE. I know full well all of what you said, and agree with you. If the Dems keep saying the Russians hacked, the answer from me will be similar to the JOKE I posted....”at least the Russians fulfilled your promise of transparency”....watch their heads explode.
But it’s perfectly OK for Zero to interfere in the Israeli election.
Hey, let’s investigate both!
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