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To: Lucky9teen

My 9-year-old daughter: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure

Daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know, to get to the other side?

Daugher: No. To get to the nerd's house.

Me: Oh.

Daughter: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Daughter: (Barely able to stifle her laughter) It's the chicken!

Me. Ha ha. Wait, what?

10 posted on 12/30/2016 8:21:04 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees! - Kipling)

To: IYAS9YAS

Any Texan knows the chicken crossed the road to show the armadillo it’s possible.

46 posted on 12/30/2016 10:25:46 AM PST by ArGee (In 2017 I resolve to respect liberals more - Oh, who am I kidding?????)

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