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Now, had the cops shot off his weewee, he would qualify. I believe the first instance of this was a man who, while not dying, did something like accept a bet to stand on a piece of wood to get high enough to put his reproductive ... orbs ... in a golf ball cleaner at the course. The prop broke while his orbs were submerged, they were unceremoniously torn from his ... groin .. and he was eliminated from the gene pool, hence scoring a legit victory. You need not die, only eliminate yourself from the possibility of future reproduction. There may have been one more interesting bit to the story ... because a golf ball cleaner only cleans one orb at a time ... his second may have been crushed in the fall. Either way ... a glorious way to win, and yet keep one’s life, so that one may brag to friends, if that’s what one chooses to do with the award.