To be fair, U of M had to put AstroTurf in the Big House to keep their cheerleaders from grazing.
Q: What’s the biggest lie told at Florida State?
A: “I was just helping that sheep over the fence.”
I don’t really have a dog in this fight.
But any one of these jokes,
Q: “How do you keep _____________ state out of your yard?”
A: Put up goal posts.
Just insert opponent of choice.
My brave lads won last night, beating those dirty dogs from ____________________, and that’s all that matters.
They steal them from the farms at MSU!