Posted on 12/28/2016 8:57:27 AM PST by Bender2
Gadzooks, Clet-- In the words... of The Immortal Bardbot--
There is a young fella, called by the name of Dak,
who will start in Philly, my Boys’ attack,
and in an attempt to show mo,
Jerry will later send in Romo,
and pray no Eagle gets a killer sack—
In the 2nd half at Philly, for the remaining rumble,
under center will be Sanchez, of the Butt Fumble,
and no matter of Mark's test drive,
Dak and Tony will still be alive,
and my Boys’ll be rested for the coming play-off shuffle—
Now, need any more... be said?
Great show!
So...”Shaky-the-spear” says Dak starts and when the score comes ‘round in the 2nd-half, Romo [rhymes with...] will close the door on them godless Iggles. Like I said.
Although, I think I picked them sick-birds to win.
No. Even after his apparent lobotomy, Bardbot can still turn a phrase like no Otherbot.
POSSIBLE SEEDS FOR EACH TEAM
I think this is correct:
PATS 1, 2
MIA 5, 6
PITT 3
HOUS 4
OAK 1, 2, 5
KC 2, 5, 6
DAL 1
NYG 5
WAS 6, X
DET 2, 3, 4, 6, X
GB 3, 4, 6, X
ATL 2, 3, 4
SEA 2, 3, 4
TB 6, X
Picks so far:
Sunday, Jan. 1
=========Ravens at Bengals===
=========Allegra's Texicans at Allegra's Old Earlers===
=Panthers at Buccaneers======-====
==Jaguars at Colts==========
==========big's Patty Cheaters at Dolphins==
Imp's Da Bears at Viqueens============
=========Bills at Jets===
==========My & Tom's Boys at Iggles==
=Browns at Stoolers===========
Ain'ts at Falcons============
=======Jersey Jints at Deadskins=====
===========Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at LA Ewes=
=========Seven's Raiders at Broncos===
==========My Old Dallas Texans at Chargers==
===========Seathugs at Soapy 9ers=
========big's Packer Wackers at Clet's Loinchops====
The QB isn’t the entire team. Both are very talented QBs and have done/would do well with the current roster.
Well Cletus I think your Loinchops have a real good chance to win the division today for the first time in a long time. I’d wish you luck but I’m hoping I’m wrong! ;)
Just to let you know, Clet-- I'm coming to play and I'm... pissed!
Now, Tony, with Tyron Smith not covering your blindside, we've... taken some safety measures. Now, go git 'em!
Will do, Jerry-- Will... do--
Matthew, without Tyron on the job, do you really think... Tony can stay healthy?
As long as I have beer and bullets... Tony's safe!
Don't worry, Jerry-- We're here... to patch Tony up--
Gadzooks-- With these folks on the job, how can we... not get that 14th win--
Really, big-- With Richie, Ralph, Potsie, the Fonz and us... plus all of Milwaukee behind the Pack, how can you doubt they'll win?
IS IT at all possible to get interested in the early games?
ATL
OAK
WASH
interesting .... 4 pm EST.
least interesting week in years
What are we, chopped liver?
Dumbass
Sorry, Bendy-- Laverne, Shirlye and all the "Happy Days" kids... were never loud like this dumbass group!
Ey, Ay, Eh, Red... Ey, Ay, Eh!
Good for him!!
Kinda interesting seeing Romo (touchdown).
But,yeah: meh.
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